fedora the explorer

fedora the explorer
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
omfg i wrote this long ass post and the only thing that posted was “i” wtf ok anyways im asking my best friend to change my password so i wont be on until after exams but i have a queue set up so w.e
u can follow me on instagram (whvtever96) and twitter (@southafrician) if u want ok bye friends xxxx
Anonymous asked: I completely understand and agree with what you're thinking because I think the same things and yeah it's really stupid but I'm sure you're going to go to great places in life :)
aw this is sweet thank you but yeah idk like this world is so big that even if i had a limitless amount of money i’m still not gonna be able to see everything in the world because life is so short and our bodies are so fragile and i want to explore and experience everything. i want to go to space and go to the bottom of the ocean and just see things there but my stupid human body wouldn’t be able to handle it and it makes me sad because i think if i were able to really experience those things instead of just imagining what it’d be like i’d probably feel like life is actually worth living ygm?
how do i tell my mom that she’s internet famous by association
*leaves a trail of food crumbs to follow home*
i’m so sorry i have so many messages in my inbox and i can’t reply to them all and im busy now but i’ll get to them eventually ok please dont feel like im ignoring u!
you’re all probably wondering where I’ve been and the truth is that I have finally become winnie’s eyebrows, I am typing this quickly as she sleeps and I want you all to oh shi sh waK!%S
wtf eyebrows you’re out of control get back on my face